Tuesday, June 23, 2009

A SCALPEL IS A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND


Remember,Victoria Beckham had breast implants put in ? (SILI BOOBS,I call them!)

Well, she has gone in for a breast reduction.

Cosmetic Surgery is as common among celebrities, as changing socks are, for us regular folks.


Even Hollywood's favorite,
Angelina Jolie was not born the way she looks now!




For that, she underwent the surgeon's scalpel and had a nose job,which in my opinion turned out pretty well.


Now, talking about back home, if I remember correctly, Rakhi Sawant had her implants removed too. “They come in the way when I dance”
she complained.

One thing I like about Rakhi, at least she is honest about her cosmetic surgeries unlike our other desi celebs.

























Aside from
Shilpa Shetty and Koena Mitra, everyone pretends everything’s natural.

Nothings been touched,pruned, tweaked, plumped or 'PERKED UP.'

Maybe they WERE born with it,coz it sure as hell ain't Maybelline.












People disappear for a couple of months and come back with forever surprised expressions, frozen faces, bigger boobs, thinner noses, plumper lips and get outraged if you so much as whisper SCALPEL.

See these pictures carefully and decide for yourself !!



Above are pictures of Esha Deol before and after regular visits to the surgeon.

Kareena and Karisma Kapoor's 'before and after' photos below, speak for themselves.

If a picture speaks a thousand words words, then boy, do these speak a million!



Seen Celina Jaitley lately?








She is the latest one to hop on to the cosmetic surgery bandwagon.

Though I bet she will deny it till she is blue in the er, nose.

I don’t know how they can issue such denials with a straight face,must be the Botox (seriously they must think we are morons!!)



More importantly, the self control displayed by the journos interviewing them is WOW.


Because if a
Minisha Llamba said ‘what nose job?’ to me, I’d fall off my chair/stool laughing. HONEST!


Coming to a completely different topic, heard
Will Smith’s petite wife, Jada Pinkett Smith is giving advice to couples on how to jazz up their sex life.

‘Be sneaky’ she says, ‘your girlfriends house, his office… anything to keep the flame alive’

Now,really! If you have to try THAT hard….

Hey! I have a better idea on how to spice up your sex life
Instantly!

Forget about changing your look,clothes, cologne/perfume, positions, locations, lingerie etc…


JUST CHANGE YOUR PARTNER.

Ain't nothing gonna spice up your sex life like that.

And remember… you heard it here first.

Halleluiah! It’s rainin’. The heat is gone!

I’m a little cold, sitting at Carter road, eatin steamin hot momos and soup.

People, I’m telling ya… Tis the simple things in life…

Ciao.

7 comments:

Anita F. said...

Absolutely-Vic B used to look so weird with her stick thin figure and those rubber ball-like Barbie boobs jutting out.Thank goodness,hum aam logon ke upar taras kha ke kum kara rahi hai!

Anonymous said...

All cats are grey in the dark (in the night).

namrata said...

Super like!!!!

Anonymous said...

SUPER LIKE!!!!

thelady8home said...

Hahahhaa!! Hillarious article Amrita:)) I agree with Anita. VB was the worst of the lot. Koena Mitra is another one. I seriously think she looks like an alien. I am not so sure about Katrina and Kareena though. Katrina looks the same, and Kareena lost the pounds. Losing or gaining pounds in itself is no less than a total makeover anyway. Plus hairstyle and make up make a very big difference too. One 17 yr old local girl is participating in Ms Asia contest. Very very ordinary looking, almost plain, and if you judge by Indian standards, reed thin with nothing to write home about. However, once she became a part of the contest, she is practically unrecognizable. She looks million bucks.With her dark complexion and clothes to show off what we thought as reed thin, she makes one hell of a sexy siren. With the right kind of make up and hairstyle, her plain looking face suddenly has planes which transform her from a plain Jane to a bomb shell. Go figure.

Amrita said...

Losing weight,make up and a new hairstyle does not make a crooked nose straight.Take a good look again.

Anonymous said...

superlike....PC :o)