Lijiye, gai bhains paani mein…

Only 10% seats in Junior colleges in Maharashtra for non SSC students.

The government has gone and passed a resolution okaying 90% seat reservation quota for SSC students, (knowing fully well the courts are going to throw it out).

Then why do it? Arre baba it’s obvious!

Our Politicians really care for and love the local board students and do not want them to be short changed in any way.

I mean look at the SSC Board… their exams are so tough, difficult to score in… with a such a vast syllabus. These helpless children study so hard and get no marks.

And these ICSE/CBSE students! bah! They don’t study at all… their syllabus is so simple, so small and very easy to score in.

How dare they get such high marks?

(Bahut bey insafi hai yeh!)

Obviously it is only just and fair that only 90% JC seats be kept for SSC boards.

Let these ICSE/CBSE boards be content with 10%.

Anybody who questions this, and calls the Government populist with an eye on the forthcoming assembly polls is a CYNIC and a STATE DROHI!

Certain Media reports say Shiney was groped in his cell. Very upsetting, that !!

Also some sections of the media are claiming that the victim is allegedly in love with Shiney.

Hmmm........ Makes me wonder.....

Hope this case does not end up like the Aarushi murder case

arrests where, by the time the father got bail, he had been tried by

the media, fired from his job and ostracized by his friends and peers.

Anybody notice the police is always ready to jump and arrest celebrities and ordinary citizens but maha reluctant to even question politicians.

Recently the body of a 7-8 year old girl was found in a Politician’s car, with injury marks on it.

The parents screamed Bloody murder and rape. But it took the cops more than a week to even file an FIR.

Now if the car has belonged to a celebrity, he would have been 'Andar' before one could shout Jack Robinson.

Samjhey? Samajne waale samaj gaye.

Jo na samjhe, woh _ _ _ _ _ hai.

Kya hai?

Anari hai. Aur kya?

Dirty vulgar minds............. think like me ;0)

Did he? Didn’t he? – of course he didn’t.

There is no way Shiney Ahuja raped his maid. How do I know?

I just do. Saw his wife Anupam’s press conference.

Apart from all the “I stand by my man” statements, she refused to say anything else, saying the matter is subjudice. (If you cannot say anything… why call for a press conference?) She said rape can be committed by a woman!!!

That one had me flummoxed! How does a woman rape a man?

Could some one tell me how and then er, help me get Brad Pitt in a room…alone?

Gotcha! Kidding Yaar! Mazaak kar ria hoon!

My 3 ½ year old kid, Johnathan, does not know Shiney’s name. But when the news channels flash his pictures, he points to the TV and yells.....

“Mamma – Naa jaane koi, Kaisee hai yeh zindagani….”

Funny Johnathan should say that because just two days before he was born, we were having dinner at the Marriott, Juhu and spotted Shiney enjoying a quiet coffee with his wife.

This was before 'Gangster'. 'Hazaron Khwaishe' had been released and I like everybody else had loved it.

So a heavily pregnant me waddled over to their table, introduced myself and said how I loved him in the movie… vagerah vagerah.

He politely stood up and pleasantly chatted with my husband and I, and wished me a very safe delivery.

I know this was a very brief interaction, but an actor as intense and sincere as him cannot do something soooo cheap. Not possible.

This is not some tharki pot bellied uncle who came on to the under aged maid.

This is a good guy, a good father and a bloody good looking actor.

He didn’t need to maul no maid. Any starlet would have willingly slept with him.

This daal seems kala men!

See ya!